Some World Class Buffoonery

I haven't written something for a long time, partly because of end sems and partly because I didn't know what to write on. A few days ago someone told me about Uncyclopedia, a comic imitation of Wikipedia with goofy content. I read one article on the IIT JEE and have ever since been hooked and read atleast one new article everyday.

Here's a compilation of some of the best stuff on Uncyclopedia, most of it is offensive, stupid and immature but it's laugh out loud funny!

• Zidane's Infamous Headbutt:

The promo for the latest Mortal Combat game

Here's what the French say really happened

• Rooney and Ronaldo's Love-Hate Relationship:

Some say Ronaldo goes down too easily

I did not bite his ball, Rooney did

• The Gorgeous David Beckham:
  

This is what David Beckham looks like without makeup

• Palin's Debating Strategy:

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• Has Anyone Found those WMDs yet:
  

George Bush diligently searches for WMDs

• Nelson Mandela:

Now you know why Mandela happily spent so many years in prison

• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes:

Tom has to stand on a crate when being photographed with Katie

• What the Nazi Salute Really Meant:

You must be this tall to join the Nazi Party